I guess now that Spring Break is over, and you know, Gubnor DiSantis milked the Ameros out of the callous Yutes of Today, it was time to pull his head outta
his ass, er, the sand, starting tomorrow Floriduhs must stay at home:
Gov. Ron DeSantis issued a “Safer at Home” order that goes into effect April 3. It limits movement outside homes to providing or getting essential services or carrying out essential activities. That also applies to interaction with other people outside of residents’ homes. The order is in effect until April 30.Religious services conducted in churches, synagogues and houses of worship are counted as “essential business” and are exempt from the order.DeSantis also issued an executive order mandating a 14-day self-quarantine or isolation period for travelers arriving from areas experiencing substantial community spread of coronavirus.
Praise Jeebus, he’s gonna let the Xristian Xrazies cull the herd. The Floriduh motto, Home of the newly wed and the nearly dead takes on a whole new meaning!