#MoscowMitch Knows Who To Blame!

Moscow Mitch
(H/T Raw Story via Skinny Dennis)

Shorter Amply be-chinned @MoscowMitch: The Democrats are to blame for the pandemic.

Longer Version:

In an interview with radio host Hugh Hewitt, McConnell said that the crisis “came up while we were tied down in the impeachment trial. And I think it diverted the attention of the government, because everything, every day was all about impeachment.”

In the words of Dear Leader, “Don’t be a cutie-pie,” Mitch. Timeline-wise, it doesn’t work so well; it doesn’t explain the inability of Lord Damp Nut to address COVID-19 since the end of the HOAX and you know, the national emergency declaration more than a month later, and it does NOT explain why the Fourth Reich cannot walks and suck a Tic-Tac at the same time (IYKWIMAITYD).

And since you brought up the impeachment, Mitch: we note that Lord Damp Nut is still engaging in the exact, same, behavior that got him impeached in the first place. You own this Mitch, not the Democrats. Comrade Stupid is your boy.

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11 Responses to #MoscowMitch Knows Who To Blame!

  1. You mean what a половой член

    (and yes the google translator has THAT version of tool in it’s arsenal!
    половой член : penis, dick, cock, pecker, tool, prick)

    The More You Know…

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  2. osirisopto says:

    You mean it’s not Clinton’s fault?

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    • Quite honestly I’m kind of amazed they haven’t started blaming stuff on Jimmy Carter like they did the 2007 financial meltdown.

      (All those secret ACORN agents working with Barney Frank, using the CRA to force lenders who were [checks notes] not subject to CRA lending laws to make completely unsound loans far in excess of the worth of their collateral to borrowers who were being actively encouraged by these same lenders to continually churn their loans by refinancing over and over again, with the aid of [checks notes] corrupt appraisers inflating the value of the homes so they could [checks notes] not qualify for taxpayer subsidized Fannie Mae or Freddie MAC loans)

      Yes, I engaged in some serious trench warfare online arguing with one particular wingnut who believed this with all his shriveled heart and teensy-tiny reality-resistant brain

      Ahh the good ol’ days where the crisis was only two unsustainable wars and a global financial meltdown leading to a worldwide recession.


  3. MDavis says:

    If I remember from when I looked up this timeline a week ago, the House vote was in November and the first reports out of China were late December or early January.
    If only the impeachment had ended in removal we’d have Pence in charge of this and he’d be doing a better job, probably.
    How sad is that.

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  4. roket says:

    Alas, he’s not speaking to those of us who know how calendars work.


  5. retiredeng says:

    So he can’t walk and chew gum at the same time? Got it.


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