Yes, you too can have a farting monkey bubble machine! Click the image to go to the web store to purchase!
Whole new meaning to ‘bubble-butt.’
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)
My husband blows ass bubbles, but they aren’t all cute and floaty.
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Bad enough that some people make this stuff, but then you think……….. somebody else buys it.
I’m gonna be lookin a little closer to what my neighbors are up to, from now on.
Back in the late 1970s/early 1980s¹, there was a doll in the shape of a green ogre called Ooze-It. When it was squeezed, red goo came streaming out of holes in its eyes, ears, nose and mouth. To put the goo back in, the head unscrewed from the body. Plugs in the holes kept the goo from drying out.
What was amazing about this thing, though, is that the manufacturer was listed as the Ooze-It Corporation So not only did someone design and make this doll, but someone formed an entire corporation for the sole purpose of making and selling it. Now That’s what I call dedication.
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¹The one I saw was bought in 1983.
Last February I went to Japan and in a street market I took photos of this thing. Unfortunately WordPress won’t let me upload my own photo but here it is in all its glory. I had no idea what it was at the time but I showed the photo of the thing in its box to a friend who can read Japanese and it turns out it’s a humidifier that shoots the jet of steam out of its ass. Apparently based on a Japanese cartoon about a boy named Shin Chan, who does a lot of farting. I recommend looking up the cartoons on Youtube, because um, wow.
It looks like the bubble blower and the humidifier were designed by the same person.
If they gave it yellow hair and an orange complexion, they’d sell a million.
So life like.
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