Praise for Dear Leader…

Comrade Preznint Stupid picks his fights carefully.

Well, this is enough to gag a maggot:

President Donald Trump kicked off Monday’s press briefing on the coronavirus much like every other, by running through daily updates about the deadly virus and the White House efforts to eradicate it.

But unlike in typical briefings throughout the pandemic, in which various members of the administration discuss what their agencies are doing to combat the virus or help blunt its economic toll, Trump yielded the stage first to a handful of business leaders — one of them a staunch supporter who went off script in a moment of effusive praise for the president…

“God gave us grace on November 8, 2016, to change the course we were on,” [Mike Lindell of MyPillow] began, referencing the day Trump was elected president. “Taken out of our schools and lives, a nation had turned its back on God.”

Lindell then offered advice to families stuck at home because of various social-distancing guidelines: “I encourage you to use this time at home to get back in the Word, read our Bibles and spend time with our families.”

“Our president gave us so much hope. Where just a few short months ago, we had the best economy, the lowest unemployment, and wages going up, it was amazing,” he continued, as Trump stood behind him expressionless. “With our great president, vice president and this administration and all the great people in this country praying daily, we will get through this and get back to a place that’s stronger and safer than ever.”

Well, Lord Damp Nut is the self-proclaimed Chosen One, so you know, that one of his toadies and minions would make him into a golden cow is un unexpected..

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19 Responses to Praise for Dear Leader…

  1. julesmomcat says:

    No goddam way I would buy ANYTHING from asskisser Lindell.

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  2. JDM says:

    Lindell has already had to pay some enormous fines for false sales claims and practices. He’s another scammer.

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  3. JDM says:

    Plus these:

    “Past lawsuits have included a $1.1 million tax evasion case settled with the state of New York, a $550,000 breach of contract suit and a lawsuit from early investors.”

    He’s a sweetheart. So Christian, so pious.

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  4. roket says:

    Dearest Mr. MyPillow,

    That guy mentioned in that book you keep touting once said “And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” Beware of those government contracts. Some are paid off in pieces of silver.

    Regards,

    A. Friend

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  5. FelineMama says:

    As I always say to the bible humpers, if I want to settle down with a good book of fiction, it would be Stephen King!!! Thank you !!

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  6. Dennis Cole says:

    I encourage you to use this time at home to get back in the Word…

    OK, I did that, so now what am I supposed to do?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4&t=19s

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  7. Dennis Cole says:

    Surely he didn’t mean we should hang out with Jerks? (Apologies to Shirley)
    And what about the Avian Flu? Is that not a worry, anymore?
    I get so confused by all this conflicting information…….until I remember to pay no attention to the MHSG and his merry band of grifting psychofans.

    In a world of upcoming desperately-needed transformations, he could easily cushion the impact, instead of allowing it to hammer us, and render us all into serfs, IF we survive this.

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  8. E.A. Blair says:

    I suppose nobody’s told the the Pillow Pusher that the easiest way to turn a believer into an atheist is to convince them to sit down and read the bible cover to cover. Remember: you can’t spell “believe” without “l-i-e”.

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