The TP Wars continue!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the electric Tweeter device)
Table cloth? Whats wrong with the drapes?
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I know! Makes me realize I’ve been doing it wrong all this time!
On the one hand I feel secure, while on the other hand I am scared as hell, our family has stockpiled nearly fifty years of high school year books.
catalogs and farmer’s almanacs have thinner paper.
It IS “Big Lots” after all…
The fading newspaper business is missing a wonderful opportunity to increase daily subscription rates. There’s no sports to report on anyway so send out the morning paper with a completely blank ‘sports’ section. ‘Cause nobody wants newsprint on their butts.
Someone, somewhere posted a sign they saw in a public bathroom admonishing people to not flush socks and paper towels. Wha?
We just watched “Along Came Polly” last night. Ben Stiller was at his future girlfriend’s apartment, his irritable bowel syndrome was raging due to spicy food, he was on the toilet, there was no toilet paper. Things did not turn out well.
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