Well, uh, if you say so…
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
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sending this out. thanks Sirius!
LOL. I just got this from a buddy in NYC (IIRC he’s in Queens). He just retired and just before all this blew up he took a bucket-list train trip from NY to Seattle, then flew back. He’s ok, not sick (well a little in the humor department… 🙂
Okay, so once I retired I wanted to do a lot of traveling.
Well, Since my train trip I’ve been to:
That place was a real shithole!
LOL! All the places your buddy lists – We’ve all been there, too…ain’t social distancing grand???
I’ve gone walkabout deep into the outback porch.
My HO scale model railroad goes to ALL those places!
And I see no reason to explain just why I bought that special “gauge,” the “HO” size.
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I am hooked on this blog “Mock Paper Scissors” and hope to someday be honored the distinction of being awarded “scissorhead” status. Read the comments especially by Sirius lunacy, brucedesertrat, julesmomcat, Dennis Cole, MDavis and of course master of ceremony and chief sissorhead the razor sharp tengrain. Check out “Hello (From the Inside)” an adelle parody in the comments section.
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Starving – thanks for the kudos. When the Muse strikes, I comply, coz when she doesn’t I feel like I’m letting my Scissorheads down by leaving the Comment box empty. (Yeah, right. I simply spew coz I’m able to.)
Like your site, as well. Besides.
Thank you, Starving –
What a nice thing to say!
By the powers vested in me (um, by me?) I dub thee, Scissorhead First Class!
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Thank you .. I am telling my wife now!
Thanks starving, I’m blushing here. I have a mixed track record on my comments with some I’m really not proud of. So it’s nice to be included in your lineup.
variety is the spice of life. mixed bag good. keep it up.
I was just dragged over here (not really kicking and screaming) by star…cart… (what??!! I’m a lazy typist… so sue me!!) and my OCD demands that I make a contribution, so here goes:
Texts from my brothers:
“Who would have thought that Passover/Seder would be canceled by a Plague?”
“All of us.”
Brother Duckbite is a deer hunter, and he and his wife live in a real log cabin which the local squirrels are trying to chew to pieces.
So I asked him:
“I am fresh out of lamb’s blood. You got any spare deer blood to smear on my doorpost?”
And he replied:
“Would squirrel suffice?”
I meant “fellow Scissorheads;” you’re no more “mine” than tRump “owns” his Generals.
At least it wasn’t corn hole yourself. That’s only for when you run out of toilet paper.
As smart people pointed out when Mike Huckabee babbled about using corn cobs instead of toilet paper, those cobs are several months away. So any corn teening will have to wait for a while.
Also, corncobs are hard to flush.
Obviously, we all missed who this targeted.
Judge Roy Moore.
No, I haven’t missed him a bit.
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