News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal “America’s favorite bald badass” Josh Bernstein musta gotta earful from the 4th Reich to quit blabbing about coups and cancelling the 2020 Goat Rodeo! Let’s listen:

So not exactly an apology for lying to his audience, but you know, it was just a joke! Don’t you guys have a sense of humor when he foments revolution?

Jeebus, some people.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. That’s right up there with the HI-larious routine of “Why are you punching yourself?” bully joke.

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  2. YellowDog says:

    A moment of clarity from an idiot. The 20th Amendment is clear about succession and the end of terms. Trump, if he could, would gain nothing by canceling the 2020 election. Unless he is reelected, he is out the door on 1/20/2021. But change opens new doors. such as to prison cells…

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    “America’s favorite bald badass”

    You make me sad, old chum!

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    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      Don’t be sad. TG was simply sarcastically quoting Bernstein’s self promotion. Everyone knows he doesn’t hold a candle to the real Big Badass Bald Bastard!

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    • tengrain says:

      Dude, it’s how he refers to himself (and why I put it in quotes) in his opening sequence (and I might add, recorded with a Monster Truck advertisement voice.

      You’re the original and still the best!

      Rgds,

      TG

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  4. roket says:

    He should use the Alex Jones defense. He’s an entertainer, not a journalist.

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