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Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal “America’s favorite bald badass” Josh Bernstein musta gotta earful from the 4th Reich to quit blabbing about coups and cancelling the 2020 Goat Rodeo! Let’s listen:
So not exactly an apology for lying to his audience, but you know, it was just a joke! Don’t you guys have a sense of humor when he foments revolution?
Jeebus, some people.