At least three people have sent me this tweet in the last day:
OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit. pic.twitter.com/Tg7334OSbc
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 26, 2020
This is what happens when investigative journalists get bored in isolation? Sure, we’ll go with that. But honestly, who knew?
Now get to work on Lord Damp Nut’s taxes, mmm-kay?