Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never, has tested positive for the Coronavirus.
Sen. Paul, as you may know, voted against the Coronavirus mitigation bills.
So… fake libertarian is gonna need the power of the Common Good to find a vaccine. And of course, all of us will be paying for his medical expenses.
You’re welcome, asshole.
In my closing thoughts and prayers for Sen. Paul: I wish for him EVERYTHING he’s wished for me, my friends, and my family.