Happy Hour News Briefs
Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Croken explains to us the origin of the Coronavirus:
You got that? Computer Hackers (White Hats) infected a drug made from the pituitary glands of the children that the Satanist pedophilia cannibals done eated-up and thus Edris Elba got it! It all makes sense now!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!1! IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP!!!1!
Meanwhile, World Nut Daily reports: