Happy Hour News Briefs
Appropriately named, blue-check marked Jeremy Boreing, who modestly tells us that he is “The Daily Co-Founder, COO, and god-king of @realDailyWire, host of Backstage, Exec. Producer of the Ben Shapiro, Andrew Klavan and Michael Knowles shows,” gives us his rational concerns about the latest advice for social distancing in the age of the COVID-19 pandemic:
Shutting down private businesses is overreach. Shutting down restaurants in a city of four million people is criminal. There are hundreds of thousands of people who don’t have food at home, don’t know how to cook… grocery stores aren’t built to feed 100% of us 100% of the time.
— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) March 16, 2020
As the poet Robert Browning once, um, poeted (is too a vurb!), A man’s reach should exceed his grasp/Or what’s a Heaven for?
Just guessing that also beyond ol’ Boreing’s reach is the Spaghetti Os and the Cap’n Crunch. White GOP dudes, I swear to blog…