As God is my waitress, I thought this was a joke:
Pence praises the companies for giving up "a little bit of their parking lot" to allow for drive-through coronavirus testing.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) March 13, 2020
…and then this:
Pence says that by Sunday night there will be more information about a new coronavirus website that will let users describe their symptoms. The website will give guidance on whether a test is necessary and direct users to companies that can help https://t.co/FIAmzRAAku pic.twitter.com/8AevQooA6W
— CBS News (@CBSNews) March 13, 2020
…which the Verge says is a lie:
— The Verge (@verge) March 13, 2020
….but when I saw that Lord Damp Nut was shaking hands with the CEOs of the big Pharmacy companies…
shaking hands….at the coronavirus press conference pic.twitter.com/VxFFqr564E
— David Mack (@davidmackau) March 13, 2020
He's going to finish off capitalism all by himself. https://t.co/PlghNmnjCA
— Allison Hantschel (@Athenae) March 13, 2020
…I realized it was all just a first read-thru of a SNL skit.
Here’s the bonus I know all you mugs want:
Q: Do you take responsibility for the lag in #coronavirus testing?
Trump: "No, I don't take responsibility at all." pic.twitter.com/bbFbZ7cCH3
— Pod Save America (@PodSaveAmerica) March 13, 2020