News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Our old pal Liz ‘3 Fingers’ Crokin has the scoop on Tom Hanks’ Coronavirus status:


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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. News that will drive you to drink: Yup. Can’t take it any more. Being sober in this crazy world is crazy. bottoms up.

    since trump has been in office the nut jobs of the world have surfaced and prospered. … I need a drink.

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  2. Chris Papalia says:

    Damn, I don’t know what drug she is on, but it is the bomb!

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  3. Diane says:

    Is this the newest hallucination of the right wingers? What did Tom Hanks do to get on the Jesus hit list?

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    • He’s been one of the Main Characters in the stupid QAnon pedophilia-baby eating-Hillary-Ping Pong Pizza basement-Mars Colony fanfic because he’s a name even the MAGAt’s know.

      These people are tetched in the head as the saying used to go.

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  4. paul fredine says:

    granted, it would give her attention/publicity she doesn’t deserve but if i were tom i’d sue her ass off.


  5. Dennis Cole says:

    An interesting sideline – both Hanks and his wife Rita were in Australia when all this started to really hit the fan, and as they considered themselves to have been exposed, they got tested. Which, they say, went so smoothly and quickly it was barely noticeable, and the results came back within hours. But fuck us all if we ever consider M4A or UHC, like them awful furriners have. The Conservative Mindset is stuck on “nothing has value unless you have to pay for it,” alongside “we don’t wanna hear about it unless we can turn a profit from it.” Which sums up the “Health Insurance Industry” quite nicely, I think.

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  6. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I’m no lawyer but I think Mr. Hanks has the grounds for a breathtaking slander suit here.


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