Trump: ‘Vengence is a Dish Best Served Cold’

Seething Rage.
(image courtesy Scissorhead MonkeyFister)

Honest to blog, this petty, orange, vengeful man will spit on Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stoenwall’ Sessions III from the grave…

…and I’m OK with that.

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12 Responses to Trump: ‘Vengence is a Dish Best Served Cold’

  1. Steve-O says:

    I saw one poll indicating Tuberville leading Sessions among Republican voters in the run off by double digits.
    Perhaps tRump is looking for an easy win, which he will of course take credit for.

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  2. MDavis says:

    He’s a football coach, isn’t he? So this is sorta like your local priestess running for office. It’s a step down, but better than going through with (being) the sacrifice.

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  3. Redhand says:

    The Keebler Elf could have saved himself a sinecure in the Senate if only he had not tried to rise above his station by supporting the Orange Asshole. Not that I have any sympathy for the ignorant, racist fuck. I do think it’s rich that the only ethical thing he did as A.G. — recusing himself because he was hip-deep in the Rusher Conspiracy — was his downfall. I also like the fact that he’ll also be remembered as an obvious perjurer in the Senate.

    Meanwhile, the new candidate’s name is Tommy Tuberville? OMG, what a handle! And, he seems to be peak wingnut too.

    His campaign, which employs Sean Spicer as a consultant, has focussed on immigration. Tuberville, a devout Christian who believes that Donald Trump was sent by God, has been telling voters that America’s cities are in the grip of terrorists. “Sharia law has taken over,” he said recently. “We have more Middle Easterners coming across that border at times than we do people from Latin America.” He added, “They’re coming over here to tear this country down.”

    FFS, one is as bad as the other.

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    • tengrain says:

      I will state the obvious: Sessions got on board FIRST with Hair Füror because he saw how racist Lord Damp Nut is. It’s pretty simple: Sessions’ life is all about white people.

      In other words, it takes a racist to support a racist.



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  4. Why is he referring to his stupid hat thing MAGA/KAG as a person??? Also not the offhand ‘and oh yeah the country, so long as the country supports MAGA KAG!’ like it’s some kaiju ruling us all

    Gojira! Save us from MAGA KAG!!!

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  5. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I love that Trumputin’s Enemies List is so much more inclusive than Nixon’s, from the left (any Democrat) to the far right (Sessions, Bannon, Bolton, Romney), and of course all real journalists. He’s really bringing us together.


  6. R White says:

    Tuberville at one time was a decent defensive minded coach at my alma mater. I never thought he would engage in irrational fear-mongering while figuratively dropping to his knees to fellate our incompetent, vulgar asshole *president all for the ‘honor’ of wandering the halls of the antiquated US senate. FFS

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  7. roket says:

    Meanwhile, any one of those asshats mentioned in this entire thread will tell you that it’s the Democrats who are in disarray. Not the GOP. So siree.


  8. paul fredine says:

    ‘tuberville’. isn’t that the name of the city in the new cartoon series ‘mr. potatohead’? and if being a ‘good/great’ (of course, both being purely subjective depending on where in the bible belt you live and whether or not you pray on the field) coach is now a qualification for holding public office, can coach dave’s running for something be far off?


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