DC Rejoices: Ayatollah Ted Cruz Quarantines Self For Next Two Weeks! Texas in Terror!

Separated at Birth?

Sen. Ted Cruz (R – Gilead) has quarantined hisself at home in Texas for 2 weeks after shaking hands with the person who has come down with the Coronavirus at CPAC, which is nice that he has that kind of sick-leave benefits to miss work. Ahem.

Also, it must be nice for Mrs. Ted Cruz to have an excuse not to touch him. Brrrr…

And lastly,

OK, joking aside, good on him for doing the right thing. It’s just too bad that he was also part of the Mime Troupe that was parroting Lord Damp Nut’s anti-science, misinformation to the unwashed masses at CPAC and elsewhere.

UPDATE 1 – Congress prepares to protect itself! 

 “Anxiety in an aging Congress as coronavirus marches across U.S.”: “Members of Congress are becoming increasingly anxious about coronavirus, and there is growing pressure on leadership to take steps to protect lawmakers — even potentially recessing for a period of weeks — two Democratic congressional sources said Sunday.”

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7 Responses to DC Rejoices: Ayatollah Ted Cruz Quarantines Self For Next Two Weeks! Texas in Terror!

  1. julesmomcat says:

    Since the Senate hasn’t been doing its job, anyway (Thanks, Moscow Mitch!), a 2-week recess wont’ even be a blip on the radar.

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  2. roket says:

    Shouldn’t everyone who came in contact with CPAC Patient 0 be quarantined? That would include everyone Patient 0 shook hands with and everyone they shook hands with. In other words, quarantine them all dammit. Please.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    Rafael’s quarantined? There was a bright side to the black plague, too.

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