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Tiny Ben gives Sen. Prof. Warren the high-pitched misogynist squeak that he’s longed to give to an actual, live woman:
Oh, and for those you who think that Immaculate Conception (Virgin Birth) is bunk, I submit into evidence:
Sorry for the lack of a podcast/radio show today. The Shapiro family had more pressing matters: the addition of a beautiful baby girl! This makes Baby Shapiro #3. We are so grateful to God, and so thankful she will grow up in the freest, greatest country in the world!
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 4, 2020
It’s a water-tight argument, methinks.