Happy Hour News Briefs
Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs is on the Coronavirus case, peeps! Let’s listen to her nasal braying in Jeebus’ Name:
“Respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs assures everyone that “intercessors are on this” as she declares the coronavirus to be “illegal” and orders it to “cease worldwide.” pic.twitter.com/gUA4Zpx9ZQ
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 5, 2020
Well, that’ll learn it good! It won’t be long before this thing is over because Cindy has declared it “illegal,” and you know how them Xristians hate them illegals? So we got that going for us, too. Also.