Alas, and alack! Child-molester (ALLEGED!) Judge Roy Moore did not make the run-off and so now Alabama (motto: Where the Debris Meets the Sea) is going to be between former Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III and former Auburn University Football Coach Tommy Tuberville. You cannot make up shit like this.
The runoff is March 31 will decide which Republican takes on Democratic Sen. Doug Jones. I could by cynical and say, “which Republican beats Sen. Jones,” but you know, anything is possible in an ever-expanding universe.
UPDATE 1: Lord Damp Nut Tweets!
This is what happens to someone who loyally gets appointed Attorney General of the United States & then doesn’t have the wisdom or courage to stare down & end the phony Russia Witch Hunt. Recuses himself on FIRST DAY in office, and the Mueller Scam begins! https://t.co/2jGnRgOS6h
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 4, 2020