UPDATED: We Hardly Knew Ye

Judge Roy Moore HQs

Alas, and alack! Child-molester (ALLEGED!) Judge Roy Moore did not make the run-off and so now Alabama (motto: Where the Debris Meets the Sea) is going to be between former Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III and former Auburn University Football Coach Tommy Tuberville. You cannot make up shit like this.

The runoff is March 31 will decide which Republican takes on Democratic Sen. Doug Jones. I could by cynical and say, “which Republican beats Sen. Jones,” but you know, anything is possible in an ever-expanding universe.

UPDATE 1: Lord Damp Nut Tweets!

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5 Responses to UPDATED: We Hardly Knew Ye

  1. Redhand says:

    The stupid fuck will never understand “recusal” because he is totally incapable of understanding what a “conflict of interest” is.

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  2. YellowDog says:

    Tuberville is a Trumpian candidate. His coaching stops look like Trump businesses–early success. especially at Auburn, everyone is thrilled, but then it all goes to shit and he leaves for greener pastures. And he was a partner in a hedge fund that was accused of fraud. Like Trump, he skated, but his partner got a 10-year prison sentence.

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    • R White says:

      The local media outlets there are already playing it out like the Iron Bowl sports matchup that takes place at the end of every college football season between the state university and Auburn. Grand Wizard Sessions being a ‘bama guy and of course Tuberville, who was a head coach at AU. FFS

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