Stable Jenius Blames Obama for Coronavirus Because: Why The Hell Not

Stable Jenius

I give up. He’s demented:

Sorry, but on a day when the death toll spiked to 11 (and yes, 10 are from around MPS World HQs here in Seattle), this eff’er’s usual insane need to blame the black guy, when in fact Lord Damp Nut hisself wiped out the National Security Council’s global health security unit created to counter pandemics, as well as its counterpart within the Department of Homeland Security.

And while I’m at it, I might mention that Lord Damp Nut appointed a banana-pants former pharma lobbyist to run the HHS department, and that dude wants Big Pharma to make a killing on a vaccine when it becomes available.

And to wrap it all up in a bow, then he tells Mr. HIV Epidemic to head up this thing, and instead of info we get gag orders and prayer photos.

But you know, it’s just another Wednesday in the 4th Reich.

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16 Responses to Stable Jenius Blames Obama for Coronavirus Because: Why The Hell Not

  1. roket says:

    I’m no expert but I believe he’s talking about Obama era restrictions on vaccine development and testing. Trump wants to reduce what currently takes 18 months to develop down to 3 months. What could possibly go wrong??

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    • Bruce388 says:

      Lord Dampnut’s old enough to remember the Thalidomide babies of the early 60s, a result of insufficient testing. He’s old enough but the galloping brain rot probably dissolved that portion of his best brain.

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      • julesmomcat says:

        He actually HAD a best brain??? Doubtful, I surmise. Plus – he’s totally out of touch with reality. To him, reality is whatever he wants it to be, at any moment. Utterly dangerous fuck wad.

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    • MDavis says:

      I really doubt that. You’re giving trump way too much credit for basing his claims on fact. More likely, IMO, he just had someone find out when Obama did anything that involved the CDC and then just said that made this whole thing Obama’s fault.
      And this is an improvement over the previous claim made on his behalf that it’s the state’s fault. As in Washington state. It proves, sorry, it “proves” that liberals can’t do anything right and also that we don’t need public healthcare.
      Don’t try to follow the logic, it would be like following the Piltdown Man.
      Finally, the current eleventh death was in Snohomish County, which is the next county north of King. so let’s be safe out there 10grain.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    Yep. It’s more of those nasty, onerous regulations that stifle the “Invisible Hand of the Free Market.” This time I believe it’s the 2014 Order giving the FDA full control of testing for nasty bugs and whatnot, in order to crack down on the charlatans & hucksters & conmen who were fleecing the public with phony testing kits, for everything from Ebola to SARS to Zika Disease, and then proffering cures for those who tested “positive.”
    https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2014/05/22/2014-11635/microbiology-devices-reclassification-of-influenza-virus-antigen-detection-test-systems-intended-for

    Or it could be from the 2016 Order following the Zika outbreak, the “Emergency Use Authorizations Act,” WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN IMPLEMENTED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, had the Big Orange Bully not dismantled the entire response organization.
    https://www.fda.gov/medical-devices/emergency-situations-medical-devices/emergency-use-authorizations

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  3. Chris Papalia says:

    It’s the Zombie Apocalypse: I blame Obama.

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  4. Chris Papalia says:

    It’s the Zombie Apocalypse: thanks Obama!

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  5. Chris Papalia says:

    (Okay, for those wondering why I doubled up there, it’s because I did it on my mobile phone and it gave me an error message and didn’t show the first post. That ruined the joke. Let’s all just move on and never mention this again.)

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  6. lofgren says:

    Even assuming that giving the states greater leeway to do their own testing is the right call for this pandemic (and since it’s Trump’s call it’s a pretty safe bet that it is not the right one), what took so long to make the change? If it were a competent executive, I would assume they were putting quality control procedures in place to ensure that labs were properly equipped and trained to do the testing, but this is Trump so I assume Pence’s primary job is sitting in his office trying to think of ways to blame the problem on other people.

    Interesting fact about Pence: when he thinks, his mind actually gets emptier, defying the laws of physics. Someday he’ll have himself a long, wet, steaming think and his head will collapse into a singularity, taking the entire solar system with it.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      If that’s how we all must expire, then it’s for a good cause.
      R’amen (It’s how we Pastafarians conclude every witticism.)

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  7. donnah says:

    It’s the economy, stupid! Trump doesn’t want people to stay home! It’s just the flu! It doesn’t warrant all of this attention; just go about your business and keep the Dow strong. It’s Obama’s fault and the Democrats are trying to make it Trump’s fault.

    Yet another example of how inadequate and unqualified this administration is. They never got smarter or better at governing, and they never will. They have a shocking disregard for the lives of their constituents, unless they’re rich, And when they screw up, which is all of the time, people die.

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    • Chris Papalia says:

      “It’s the economy, stupid!“ – glass half full: shares in funeral homes and coffin manufacturer’s are going through the roof!

      Too soon?

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    • Rusty White says:

      After this horrible experiment in ‘made for tv political populism’ is over, there will be countless tomes of how the media failed to report on but instead normalize the sheer overwhelming volume of managerial incompetence and corruption by this administration. And by the media’s pathetic standards, those books, like the unfortunate facts they present will be forgotten.

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  9. Kkc says:

    Actually I am in sort of agreement with the dotard. Maybe we should do away with the military until we need it.

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