Report: Weather Weapons Strike 2020 Goat Rodeo!

You guys, Firefighter-prophet-conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor is onto what the corporatist Dems are doing:

Damn, you cannot keep anything hidden from the Xristian Xrazies, and I’m flattered that he thinks that the Dims control the weather when we still have not got final results from Iowa. It’s like he thinks the Venture Brothers is real, and we are The Monarch.

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12 Responses to Report: Weather Weapons Strike 2020 Goat Rodeo!

  1. sos says:

    So we are arching for Bernie?

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  2. roket says:

    I’m getting really tired of waiting for these idiots to realize that resistance is futile. Jesus.

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  3. Infidel753 says:

    I thought God controlled the weather? That’s what Michele Bachmann said, anyway — that God was sending global warming to punish the world for gay marriage.

    So God attacked Nashville to sabotage Sanders so Biden can be president? He really does move in mysterious ways.

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    • julesmomcat says:

      If that’s the case, He somehow dropped one of his tornado seeds on us, here in Benton county, 100+ miles west of Smashville – wreaked damage, and killed one man, before going on to wreck eastern Crashville. Is Dawg REALLY that inept? Oh. NOW I get it: the tornadoes were actually done by the RETHUGS, not the Dems.

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      • Infidel753 says:

        God’s aim is notoriously bad. After the Loma Prieta earthquake near San Francisco, some religio-wingnuts claimed it was God’s punishment for the city’s acceptance of gays. But it turned out that not a single gay bar was damaged in the quake, while hundreds of churches were.

        But gods tend to be very much like the humans who created them, and the fundie God is a creation of some of the dumbest people on the planet.

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  4. Chris Papalia says:

    So the hidden hand is so powerful that they can control the weather, but they can’t stop these two wingnuts getting on the internet and telling folks “The Truth”?
    Seriously?

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  5. paul fredine says:

    i thought kat ‘she of the crazy hair’ kerr and her weather warriors were the ones in control. where were they and their thoughts-and-prayers, or do they only step in when it’s hurricanes that threaten floriduh?

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  6. MDavis says:

    The “Un-Democratic Party” is controlling the weather to stop Bernie, but hurricanes and floods and other tornadoes are god’s wrath. Got it. They got nothing, so they are resorting to name calling and conspiracy theories, and the inconsistency is just a bonus.

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