NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. — President Donald Trump on Friday night tried to cast the global outbreak of the coronavirus as a liberal conspiracy intended to undermine his first term, lumping it alongside impeachment and the Mueller investigation.
He blamed the press for acting hysterically about the virus, which has now spread to China, Japan, South Korea, Iran, Italy and the U.S, and he downplayed its dangers, saying against expert opinion it was on par with the flu.
OK, you first, Possum Hollar.
The stock market thinks it’s 2008, the coronavirus spreading on U.S. soil and Congress actually working together to craft an emergency spending bill, Lord Damp Nut told a gathering of his mouth breathers in Possum Hollar last night that the deadly virus was the Lib Snowflakes’ “new hoax.”
This moron is going to make this thing worse, between him saying that it is a hoax, Mulvaney telling CPAC to turn off the news, and Junior Mints saying that the this is a secret plan of us Libs to win in 2020, these mouth breathers are all gonna spread this virus far and wide.
I think that Darrel and his brother Darrel in Possum Hollar needs to reconcile why we snowflake libs want M4A and (according to Junior Mints) want millions of ’em to die, just to give the boot to these Trump Crime Family leeches. It doesn’t make any sense.
And speaking of no sense, Scissorhead Ten Bears (no relation) has the latest news on the Corona. Our fellow Americans are doing us proud.