Good Sanitation Practices, Yo!

Wash your paws

And for Dawg’s sake, don’t be Li’l Marco, who is clearly already panicked. Be smart, pay attention to good sanitation practices like washing your hands.

Just sayin’.

Axios Alert:

Brazil confirms first coronavirus case in Latin America

So what, you say?

Brazil’s health ministry confirmed the first novel coronavirus case in Latin America Wednesday — a 61-year-old that tested positive after returning from a visit to northern Italy, the epicenter of Europe’s outbreak.

Why it matters: The case comes in the midst of Carnival, a peak time for domestic travel that draws millions of revelers in major cities. Brazil is tracking 20 suspected cases of the virus in the country, according to health officials.

Bet Marco’s eyes start spinning in both directions at once.

UPDATE 1: Lord Damp Nut tells us it is all a conspiracy to hurt him.

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16 Responses to Good Sanitation Practices, Yo!

  1. Dampnut is finding out the hard way that no matter how loudly he bellows, the markets do not do what he orders them to do. King Shitdas is now trying to be King Canute, too.

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  2. YellowDog says:

    Is this Li’l Marco’s audition tape for the next The Blair Witch Project? The glare from the open blinds and the confined space give it that flashlight-in-the-tent feel.


  3. Sir Nigel says:

    View it again, but this time imagine that he’s sitting on a toilet shitting bricks.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Kevin says:

    Be sure to protect yourself from covfefe-19


  5. Dennis Cole says:

    “USA in great shape! Just like Strong Man in circus! Very strong! Strong on military, strong on border, strong on crime! Winning! Strongly! Virus no match against strong USA! Die, virus!”

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  6. w3ski4me says:

    Its been a sad run having the Cheetolin as wannabe King, but if we get an F’n pandemic while he is still pontificating, we are so screwed.
    This is the kind of stuff we had a government for until Donny broke it.
    We can only hope it’s a bust here. I have read about a few cases that resulted in death not by pneumonia kinds of stuff but from actual Organ Failure. So it can be something we have never dealt with before.
    I guess our best hope now is Donny catches it in India and it gets the entire “royal couple”.
    Then maybe we will get a government that can deal with an emergency.
    Although I’ll admit, I could use another roll of paper towels, but then again, they were likely the thin and useless kind.

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  7. donnah says:

    I’m not overly concerned about the virus, not yet. But I often have to fly for my business and I do not have any faith in how the airlines will maintain a safe degree of prevention against the spread of the virus. If the Trump administration can’t organize a two car parade, how can we trust them to fight an epidemic?

    I’ll take all of the precautions that I can, but I’m not optimistic.

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    • tengrain says:

      Donnah –

      I wonder if his war on reality will take a hit when/if Possum Hollar starts seeing friends/family/neighbors getting sick?

      As we’ve said before, the moment a cult’s god-king reveals that he is a huckster (and not a god), they turn on him. The Red Hats might be more resistant than most, but a conspiracy theorist stops when the bodies hit the floor. Hard to claim that ol’ Clem is part of the Deep State.



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      • donnah says:

        I don’t expect much from his cult followers, but maybe, as you suggest, their kids can’t go to school because of an outbreak, or they know someone who gets sick, they may have second thoughts. But I would first expect them to blame Obama and the Democrats for allowing the virus to come into the country. After all, we have wide open borders.


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      • Perturbation says:

        How many quatloos that because the US epidemic will begin in cities with international airports, Possum Hollar will tell themselves that it’s simultaneously 1) libruls pretending to be sick to make Lord Dampnut look bad and b) God’s punishment for libruls who didn’t want a harsh crackdown on immigration?

        ‘Cus I’ve got a lot of fresh, liquid quatloos here because they won’t go into any investment until this blows over. I’d wager cans of beans or pounds of rice except I think those things might be worth more than quatloos for a little while.

        They won’t register what a clusterfuck Dampnut has brought on us until all this starts to hit the Murdochs’ bottom line. The Baghdad Bobs will continue to tell them all is well unless/until we get to that point.


      • Chris Papalia says:

        “The Red Hats might be more resistant than most, but a conspiracy theorist stops when the bodies hit the floor. Hard to claim that ol’ Clem is part of the Deep State.”

        tengrain, you need to read Karl Schlögel’s “Moscow, 1937”; when the bodies hit the floor – that’s when the conspiracy theorists go into overdrive! Trump has already promised the faithful that everything is under control; when people start dying now it’s because the Democrats didn’t give him everything he needed; therefore, blame your democrat neighbour for not doing enough, and the Chinese family living down the street for bringing it into your neighbourhood, and the black kid delivering the newspaper for…

        Oh, and cue the anti-vaxers screaming that this was all cooked up by the Deep State to make everyone into autistic gay Muslims!

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  8. sos says:

    Is Li’l Marco on the toilet?

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  9. Chris Papalia says:

    Rubio, doing his best Dad’s Army impersonation: “Don’t Panic! Don’t Panic!”

    To think, this guy was seriously considered for the presidency at one stage. Then again, considering who won…


  10. Bruce388 says:

    It’s high time Marco tweeted out another Bible verse.

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  11. MDavis says:

    “Other countries that have poor health care systems”?!?!?
    Where has little Marco been? He must not talk to anyone not in the 1% to have avoided the shitshow that American *U.S. of A.) health care has become.
    Also, it is not time to panic, ever, unless there are too many spiders.


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