2020 Goat Rodeo Debate No. 7,965 Tonight!

Late to the Goat Rodeo
(Courtesy of seekrit scissorhead @NamelessCynic of the Tweeters)

Happy Mardi Gras, Scissorheads! Instead of drunkenly flashing your fun-bits for plastic beads in the French Quarter, everyone will no doubt be sober and studiously taking notes while watching the debate on CBS and BET starting 8 PM Eastern with a five-headed monster, er, moderator panel and seven candidates on stage.

What could be more fun that that?

Anyway, if Bernie got off easy last time (and I think he did), surely this time he will have the proverbial target on his back. Mayor Mike has a similar target on his back and after Sen. Professor Warren handed him his ass last week, presumably he’s had some time to grow a new one, or at least be better prepared. The pundits of course are predicting Bloomers is going to attack Bernie, forgetting how effective it was last time he tried. Remember that? Me neither.

All the candidates who want to stay in the Goat Rodeo has to make a power move now, because after this it’s…

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2 Responses to 2020 Goat Rodeo Debate No. 7,965 Tonight!

  1. donnah says:

    No matter what happens in this debate, let us assume that if the Dems go after each other, critics will be all “Why are they attacking themselves! They should attack Trump!” and then if they go after Trump, then critics will be all “”Why aren’t the candidates talking about their plans? Why can’t they focus on their issues?”

    In other words, another can’t win situation.

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  2. sos says:

    Ahem… “Sober-ish” whilst flailing my fun bits, if you please.

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