Happy Mardi Gras, Scissorheads! Instead of drunkenly flashing your fun-bits for plastic beads in the French Quarter, everyone will no doubt be sober and studiously taking notes while watching the debate on CBS and BET starting 8 PM Eastern with a five-headed
monster, er, moderator panel and seven candidates on stage.
What could be more fun that that?
Anyway, if Bernie got off easy last time (and I think he did), surely this time he will have the proverbial target on his back. Mayor Mike has a similar target on his back and after Sen. Professor Warren handed him his ass last week, presumably he’s had some time to grow a new one, or at least be better prepared. The pundits of course are predicting Bloomers is going to attack Bernie, forgetting how effective it was last time he tried. Remember that? Me neither.
All the candidates who want to stay in the Goat Rodeo has to make a power move now, because after this it’s…