News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our old pal Coach Dave wants to arrest Mayor Pete (and has a sobriquet for him that I will not repeat) for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Let’s listen!

Coach Dave screaming, “Who’s your daddy” is funny and horrifying. But there is nothing funny about his rage and homophobia. He’s dangerous and the damage he’s (probably?) already done to kids he has coached in his career is incalculable. And not just the gay kids, either. Kids learn from their role models. Imagine what he modeled for them?

I’m wagering that the hinges on his closet door are gonna shatter someday. Nothing can take that kind of pressure.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Let’s not forget that Dildo Dave’s son was sentenced to five years’ probation on a child porn charge. He has no moral standing whatsoever.


  2. Dennis Cole says:

    The Moral Code of My Life has been violated, and someone must pay the hooker tab, er, the consequences, or something, with wages of sin that are akin to Death itself. Praise Jeebus!!!1!


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