Trump Goes To Daytona 500

Comrade Stupid goes to Daytona

Yup, Comrade Stupid’s official car, The Beast, did a lap at the Daytona 500, and then the event was cancelled because of rain, and because everything Prznint Stupid touches dies.

This: Trump campaign manager deletes dramatic Air Force One photo after people point out it’s from 2004

Here is the real picture:

As Gawd is my waitress, it’s the inauguration parade lie all over!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap for the gif.)

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22 Responses to Trump Goes To Daytona 500

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    I saw the headlines, claiming that tRump WON the 500, leading the pack the entire [checks notes] one lap? the man is incredible – is there anything he CAN’T do?

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  2. Martin Pollard says:

    You’d think that Lord Dampnut would stay away from any activity that requires its participants to constantly turn left…

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  3. kathywompus says:

    Looks like lots of fans dressed up as empty seats.

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  4. MDavis says:

    Where are the evangelists claiming that god hated trump going to this event? That rain has to have fingerprints on it, doesn’t it?

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  5. Buttermilk Sky says:

    The Base were enraged when FOX Sports cut away from Dear Leader’s speech for a Bloomberg commercial. Hey, that’s capitalism!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Bruce388 says:

    Typing of empty seats, NASCAR’s crowds have dwindled significantly. NASCAR’s financial health is on the same downward slope as Lord Dampnut’s mental and physical health.

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    • R White says:

      As much as dickstain donny represents the decline of ‘murican democracy, so the same can be said of the ongoing sale of Nascar by the France family as something that was only considered a ‘sport’ by white male boomers.

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      • tengrain says:

        I really do not understand NASCAR. That’s a sport? Really?



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      • retiredeng says:

        The fans don’t go to those races for the boring race. They go for the off chance that there’s a crash or hopefully multiple crashes. The bigger, the nastier, the bloodier the better.

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      • Bruce388 says:

        As an attendee of several NASCAR races at Dover (500 miles on a 1-mile track? YES), I can tell you the crowd leaps out of their seats with every crash. After boredom sets in, fans are able to wander around the perimeter where every driver has a trailer full of shitty shirts, hats, plates, whatever, for sale.

        My last race was almost 30 years ago. Recent articles indicate the seating at Dover and, I assume other tracks, has been reduced by thousands due to lack of demand.


      • kathywompus says:

        @Bruce388 Mom lives in Dover, DE. They just recently removed the entire upper deck of seating. LOL The whole thing is about tailgating in the RVs and lots of beer, drunk people wandering in the street. The race itself is like an afterthought.


  7. Dennis Cole says:

    So…….what’s the favorite sexual position for rednecks and Magats? Doggy style! That way both participants don’t have miss one second of the exciting action on NASCAR!

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  8. RevZafod says:

    NAStyCar? One big circle-jerk, IMNSHO.

    Formula 1 vs Nascar Fans

    Part of my day at the F1 track in Austin in my 2009 Nissan GT-R

    From The Onion: NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: Drive Fast


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  10. paul fredine says:

    i just want to know how much that one lap cost us. i’m sure we didn’t get our money’s worth.


    • MDavis says:

      If it makes you feel any better, they started the race back up later on. In fact, it was televised. Fox Sports (that is a channel) bumped an XFL Football re-broadcast to show it.


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