Celebrity Apprentice: White House in ReRuns Already

I Hope This Is Comrade Trump’s Official Portrait

A lot has been written already about Hope Hicks’ triumphant return from Hollywood to the White House, so I won’t waste your time with that story, but another You’re Fired’ed is coming back into Griftopia and who better than this guy:

John McEntee, President Donald Trump’s body man who was fired in 2018 amid an investigation into allegations of financial crimes, will lead the Presidential Personnel Office, multiple news outlets reported Thursday. When he was the White House chief of staff, John Kelly forced McEntee out over issues with the young aide’s security clearance. The Wall Street Journal reported that the issues were related to online gambling problems and mishandling of his taxes. McEntee was also the focus of a financial-crimes investigation by the Department of Homeland Security, CNN reported.

McEntee, 29, who joined Trump’s small team early in his presidential campaign, was escorted out of the White House in March 2018 without being allowed to collect his belongings, including his jacket, the Journal reported.

The WaPo says that McEntee was making bets of “tens of thousands of dollars at a time,” causing concern that he could be “vulnerable to outside influence.“

You don’t say?

So what’s he gonna do for the 4th Reich this time? Shelton is going to lead the Presidential Personnel Office.

What could go wrong?

 

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7 Responses to Celebrity Apprentice: White House in ReRuns Already

  1. donnah says:

    Maybe the Trump inside hand-holders are sweatin’ a lil bit and they had to call Hicks back to keep Trump from whirling to the next level of insanity. I suspect there are but a few people on the planet who can manage him and the others are looking for them to come rein him in again.

    And since Deadbeat Donald sucks at money management, of course his appointees in Treasury departments will be hapless cranks.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    I’ve got 5 Quatloos that say tRump will rehire Michael Flynn before the month is over. Any takers?

    (Consumables & comestibles can be converted into a common currency, in place of Quatloos.)

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  3. buckobear says:

    The picture of all that rapidly cooling fats food is kinda nauseating…. as is the picture of the host.

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    From today’s WaPo:
    “According to people familiar with the matter, Barr has tasked outside prosecutors — in the deputy attorney general’s office and from the U.S. Attorney’s Office in St. Louis — to review the handling of the criminal case against former Trump national security adviser Michael T. Flynn and other sensitive national security and public corruption prosecutions in the U.S. attorney’s office in Washington.”
    I may raise my bet to TEN Quatloos, and start a “pool” or a Bingo card, listing all the former minions who might not just get pardoned, or have their sentences reversed, (which Bill E Barrf could easily do,) but to actually get REHIRED.

    Now, I’m a big fan of recycling and reusing, but trash is trash, and should be discarded in an appropriate manner.

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  5. Pyed says:

    Now there’s a job title to strike fear into the hearts of any applicant: “Trump’s body man.”

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