News That Will Drive You To Drink

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There’s plenty of reasons to hope for a quick cure for cancer, but Rush ain’t one of em.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. TheOtherHank says:

    Wait. He’s still alive?

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    That Ruskie working girl hanging a hunk of tin ’round this fat pedophile’s neck sure turned loose its inner demons, aeh? Whowoodathunkit? What could go wrong? Yes, it.

    If I were still writing scifi shorts for publishers to reject I could see one about … ohhh, I don’t know, Pandora and the trickle-down that trickles down. Or maybe in some alternate universe a desperate plan to get out of a gig it didn’t want in the first place. Lizard people eating Kids on Fifth Avenue.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I’d like to see Trump go head-to-head with Pete in a pushups contest, if it comes down to stupid definitions of masculinity.

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  4. donnah says:

    Well, if anyone thought Rush would die with dignity, they were severely mistaken. This albino turd will swirl around the basin a long time before he’s finally flushed away.

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  5. Chris Papalia says:

    Yes he’s openly homophobic, yes he’s a Trump kiss-ass, yes he is both one of the creators of, and loudest voice of the alt-Right… but is he possibly right?
    So far, Mayor Pete has been an outstanding candidate and there is very little that the GOP can attack him on; in fact this is the only clear thing they can actually target him on, so expect them to give it to him with both barrels.
    So, is America, including at least part of the America that watches Fox, going to vote for an intelligent, capable, war veteran if he is gay? Certainly the so-called ‘Christian’ voters are unlikely to.

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  6. vonBeavis says:

    I’ve been telling these joke for decades:

    What’s the difference between Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?
    One is a flaming Nazi gasbag … the other is a dirigible.

    What does he eat for breakfast?
    Luftwaffles.

    The second joke was by Al Franken.

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