And now we come to the part of the 2020 Goat Rodeo where Mike Bloomberg and Heather Duke, er, Lord Dampnut, hisself Prznint Stupid take their Mean Girls act public:
.@realDonaldTrump – we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.
I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will. https://t.co/fO4azmZaUg
— Mike Bloomberg (@MikeBloomberg) February 13, 2020
Prznint Stupid has a long and well-documented history of attacking people that cannot punch back (and of course inanimate objects like light bulbs that allegedly make him look orange and 17-flush toilets, which I’d rather not think about), but Mike Bloomberg is definitely someone who knows how to hit back at Stupid. That was masterful:
- “laugh at you”
- “inherited a fortune”
- “resources to defeat you”
That was like combination rabbit punches to the The Chosen One’s very thin orange skin!
So whether Bloomberg is serious about running in the Goat Rodeo, he is serious about his penthouse in Trump’s melon. This is going to be great watching.