Starting Wednesday, Impeached Prznint Stupid will spend the rest of the 2020 Goat Rodeo insisting that he’s been acquitted. Everyone-not-a-Republican must say —every eff’ing day— “That’s a lie.”
“You can’t be acquitted if you don’t have a trial, and you can’t have a trial if you don’t have witnesses and you don’t have documents.”
Republicans have moved on to the inevitable, “yeah, he totally did it, and it was wrong, but I don’t care” phase of the scandal. But, as Republicans were covering-up, we had yet another reason to #ITMFA.
The NYTimes tells us that another leak sprung from John Bolton’s unpublished book and it shows us that Prznint Stupid was ordering the Ukraine extortion scheme much earlier than previously known.
Stupid ordered The Mustache of War to help with the scheme in early May, which was more than two months before Trump’s notorious “perfect” phone call with Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Also in the room:
- Wrong-Again Rudy
- (Acting) White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney
- White House Counsel Pat Cipollone, who, you might have noticed, is ON Trump’s EFF’ING IMPEACHMENT DEFENSE TEAM
You cannot make up shit like that. And it cannot be entered into evidence.
We must ensure that the 22 GOP senators up for reelection lose their jobs. Each day as new evidence dribbles out, we have to hang it around their necks. They bought it, they need to wear it.
Eiron was having a good day Friday, even if we did not:
POS, er, SOS Mike Pompeo met with Zelensky Friday and denied that military aid or a White House visit were ever conditioned on the announcement of investigations. I guess no one gave him the memo that it’s cool now to say, “So?”