Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, decided to tell us why he is gonna let the mango-hued shitgibbon slide, even though he thinks he’s guilty. But being Marco, he had to put some soundtrack in the background, and as Gawd is my Waitress, I thought he queued up the theme from The Exorcist.
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) January 31, 2020
in case you are having Linda Blair & split pea soup flashbacks here’s what the fierce neocon and foe of Russia says:
The sole purpose of this extraordinary power to remove the one person entrusted with all of the powers of an entire branch of government is to provide a last-resort remedy to protect the country. That is why Hamilton wrote that in these trials our decisions should be pursuing “the public good.” That is why six weeks ago I announced that, for me, the question would not just be whether the President’s actions were wrong, but ultimately whether what he did was removable. The two are not the same. Just because actions meet a standard of impeachment does not mean it is in the best interest of the country to remove a President from office.
That’s quite a legal theory ya got there, Sparky. The derp is strong in this one. And again I ask: what law school do these putz come from?