Impeached Prznint Stupid’s Defense Rests

Prznint Stupid’s lawyers finished their case, using only a fraction of their allotted time, because —as it turns out—  you don’t need 24 hours to argue, “I’m not the puppet. You’re the puppet.” They left six hours on the table. Comrade Grifter doesn’t ever leave 6₵ on the table.

There wasn’t much difference between Monday’s and Tuesday’s defense (SQUIRREL!!1!).

It was Kabuki theater for an audience of (The Chosen) One. The Dirty Dozen’s defense was scripted to be used in political ads, and had nothing to do with the case at hand. It was like ordering a deli sandwich at the dry cleaners.

And so now we move into the 16-hour Questions and Answers part of the trial, when Senators will grill the House managers and the Dirty Dozen.

How it is supposed to work: Each party will alternate submitting written questions to Chief Justice John Roberts, who will read them, aloud!

  • The questions must be signed by the senator or group of senators asking it, and they can be directed to either House managers or Trump’s defense team.
  • Senators cannot ask each other questions.
  • There’s no official time limit restricting House managers’ or the White House team’s response.

“Who put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up?”

“When did you stop beating your step children?”

“Who wrote the book of love?”

OK, maybe the questions will be even less germain. I’ve read that Sen. Josh Hee-Hawley (R-Possum Hollar) he’d like to ask about the whistleblower complaint, and about Hunter Biden.

A vote on whether to hear from witnesses is now expected on Friday, which brings us again to the topic of John Bolton!

Lightning Round!

And I think that brings us up to speed for today’s festivities.

UPDATE 1: Bragging about hiring only the best people again!

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8 Responses to Impeached Prznint Stupid’s Defense Rests

  1. sos says:

    The last time I’ve enjoyed festivities such as these, I had a root canal, or possibly passing a kidney stone.

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  2. “Congressman Schiff…Have you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party? ”

    “Mr. Sekulow. President Trump, Greatest President ever or Greatest President ever who is also the greatest golfer ever, as well?”

    “Was Joe Biden also Hillary’s lover when he murdered President Kennedy?”

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  3. Osirisopto says:

    I think it’s obvious that there can be only one verdict.

    A virgin must be sacrificed to the volcano god.

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  4. Osirisopto says:

    Excuse me while I practice my mad corkscrew skills.

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  5. tomshefchik says:

    The “lawyer-like person Alan Dershowitz” made me chuckle out loud. Thank you.

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  6. roket says:

    That tweet proves our Clown is truly insane. That goes for his posse too.

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