News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks compares The Chosen one to Jeebus:

Bryan Fischer here with the Life and Liberty Minute. President Trump is far from perfect. But in one way he can identify with Christ. Both of them subjected to unjust and grossly unfair trials. Pilate three times announced, “I find no guilt in this man.” In a similar way, the president is on trial with no evidence that he committed any crime at all. Just as the trial of Jesus was built on manufactured evidence, so the impeachment of the president is based on a twisted and mangled version of his actions. The trial of Mr. Trump is driven by a raw, seething hatred of the president, in reaction to his defense of religious liberty, the sanctity of life, and Israel. Jesus said if they hated me, they will hate you. The president now knows how true that is. May God cause the truth to come to light, may justice be done, and may this persecution of President Trump draw him closer to God.

If, by closer to Gawd, you mean you want our Stable Jenius to be at his Great Reward, I’m totally good with that. The sooner the better, in fact.

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Redhand says:

    Every time I see shit like this all I can think of is Rasputin.

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  2. Pyed says:

    I can’t say for certain about Christ, but like the heading image, I’m all for baptizing Trump and Bryan Fischer into the afterlife.

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  3. ali redford says:

    Ew, ew, ew, as to the marbling…
    As to the post, I think Bartcop said it best when he said there’s no way these people believe in, or that there even is, a God.

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  4. Osirisopto says:

    They keep praying for the MHSG to be brought closer to God.
    They’ve never heard Einstein’s definition of insanity?

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  5. MJG says:

    “May God cause the truth to come to light, may justice be done, ”
    Be careful what you pray for Rev.

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  6. roket says:

    His comparison is futile.

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