Happy Hour News Briefs
Our prznint, Mike TeeVee:
After having been treated unbelievably unfairly in the House, and then having to endure hour after hour of lies, fraud & deception by Shifty Schiff, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer & their crew, looks like my lawyers will be forced to start on Saturday, which is called Death Valley in T.V.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 24, 2020
You know, Comrade, you could make it boffo ratings by making a surprise appearance and testify! Talk about a season finale!