News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Stable Jenius

Our prznint, Mike TeeVee:

You know, Comrade, you could make it boffo ratings by making a surprise appearance and testify! Talk about a season finale!

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Scottie says:

    Hello TG. Welcome to the reality TV presidency. How far out of reality can this person get? I know he insists everything be about him, but this makes it seem he doesn’t have a clue about what is happening. His cult followers are right there with him. Hugs

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  2. Karla says:

    We need to give him the ratings info from when Nixon resigned. Every TV in America tuned in.
    We don’t have to tell him it was because we only had 3 networks and they all broadcast it.
    Maybe he’ll want to try to get higher ratings than Nixon.

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  3. MDavis says:

    Ow! I rolled my eyes too hard. I kind of hurt myself.

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  4. Redhand says:

    A criminal imbecile.

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  5. paul fredine says:

    who wants to remind him that they’re following the revised schedule set by his good buddy mcturtle, or are they afraid he’d kill the messenger (otherwise known as ‘being fired on twitter’) for being an agent of the ‘fake news’ followed by the usual claims of ‘i don’t know them, i never met them’.

    actually i suggest they send eric. he’d be excited just to hear he’s going to see daddy at work.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    A season finale? How about a series finale? Donnie Five Chins’ signoff could be bigger than the last episode of MASH.

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