Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never, Rand Paul is taking the impeachment trial seriously:
“The decorum guidelines state that reading materials “should be confined to only those readings which pertain to the matter before the Senate.” But apparently Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul missed that memo. While most senators were taking their duties seriously, the Kentucky Republican seemed less interested, according to ABC News’ John Parkinson. Parkinson said he noticed Paul was using a piece of paper to cover up a crossword puzzle. The answers were uncovered to the left. When Paul was prepared to write an answer, Parkinson said the senator briefly moved the paper concealing the crossword, revealing the breach in decorum.”
Sen. Paul, as you may recall, wanted the impeachment dismissed before it even began. Six-letter word ending in “er” to describe Paul?