News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jeebus weeps

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the Prophet Cindy Jacobs, tells us another of her prophecies that has come true: it was her “prophetic word” that prompted former South Korean president Lee Myung-bak to seek the presidency! Wow! So how’d that work out?


On 22 March 2018, Lee was arrested on charges of bribery, embezzlement, and tax evasion alleged to have occurred during his presidency.Prosecutors accused Lee of receiving bribes totaling 11 billion won and channeling assets of 35 billion won to an illicit slush fund.Shortly before his arrest, Lee posted a handwritten statement on Facebook denying the charges.Lee’s arrest occurred roughly a year after the arrest of former president Park Geun-Hye, who was arrested on charges stemming from the 2016 South Korean political scandal. Lee was convicted on 5 October 2018 and sentenced to 15 years in prison.

You know what, I’ll give her this one. Grifters Gotta Grift. Pay up, Rubes, and Cindy will tell you your future after it already happens.

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2 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    Inconceivable! Amazing how she can predict the past so accurately.

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  2. tomshefchik says:

    What kind of kickback did Cindy get or what kind of kompromat did Myung-bak have on her? Grifters gotta make a living you know.


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