There’s Always A Tweet (Part Infinity)

Preznint Shithole speaks!

OK, not a tweet but it still counts. Here’s what Prznint Stupid has had to say about Ken Starr over the years, you know, until Ken Starr started kissing his ass last year.

Comrade Stupid to Matt Lauer in 1999:

Trump: “I think Ken Starr’s a lunatic. I really think that Ken Starr is a disaster. I hated the way the president handled it. He could have said, ‘Look, I don’t want to discuss it.’ I’ve seen politicians in New York that are scoundrels get away with that for years. ‘I don’t talk about my personal life.’ They’ve made a living off not talking about — he should have done that. Instead, he had to lie.

Lauer: Should he have been impeached?

Trump: He had to lie. I’m glad it worked out the way it did. But it was a long and terrible process. I — I really think that Ken Starr was terrible. But I think the president handled it terribly. And it’s a shame, because he could have gone down as a very good and even great president. It’s a shame.

Bonus content: he was praising Bill Clinton?!

And here he is talking to ¡Geraldo! on CNBC backin the day:

Geraldo: And Hillary — you think she’s a carpet bagger?

Trump: I — I don’t view it as that. I actually think she’s a very, very nice lady. I — I — I met her a number of times. I met her with my son. She couldn’t have been nicer. I think she’s a very, very good person. I think she’s — she’s had a very tough life the last few years. I mean, what could be tougher than that? I mean, can you imagine those evenings when he’s just being lambasted by this crazy Ken Starr, who is a total wacko? There’s the guy. I mean, he is totally off his rocker. And can you imagine being lambasted like that all day and then saying, ‘Darling, what are we having for dinner?’ It’s got to be pretty tough.

He was a big fan of Crooked Hillary and critical of Ken Starr. And now, well, Kenn Starr is going to be one of his defense attorneys in the Impeachment.

UPDATE: Ursula, er, Pam Bondi is joining the team!

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7 Responses to There’s Always A Tweet (Part Infinity)

  1. w3ski4me says:

    If he hires his normal “best and brightest” crew, this should be easy. I mean look at the failures he has picked for cabinet positions and such.

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  2. donnah says:

    Trump has never been honest a day in his life. Younger, older, private citizen, president…he literally cannot say honest words at all. So he goes with his first shallow thought and then completely reverses it afterwards.

    He’s a fucking idiot.

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  3. MJG says:

    The longer this goes on, the more I feel like I’m huffing bath salts. Can it get any weirder? (Don’t answer that question)

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Bruce388 says:

    Dersh, Starr, Giuliani, and Bondi could form a law firm. Too bad term F Troop is taken.

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  5. YellowDog says:

    When you stiff your lawyers and don’t follow their advice, this is the best Stupid can do. Even Jackie Chiles wouldn’t represent him.

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