President Donald Trump, second from right, and first lady Melania Trump attend the NCAA College Football Playoff national championship game Monday, Jan. 13, 2020, in New Orleans. (AP Photo/Eric Gay)
…time to punt.
“America’s favorite tackling dummy, second from right, and the most famous illegal immigrant in history stands next to him, as she’s worried that if she leaves his side, ICE or CBP might come along and deport her sorry ass.”
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Ahhh, but she knows that as long as she gives him what he wants, she’s guaranteed a Presidential Pardon. ‘Course, if all reports are true, those donations have shrunk, so her public show of unity is on a downhill slide, and due to cease when Suckface no longer needs her presence at public venues. With him, loyalty is a one-way street.
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I loved the “second from right” part in the caption.
Left Hand, you gone & read my “fingers”!!! HAHAHA! That was my first impression! Like we had to be “clued in !!!!!!!!!!
I’m still trying to figure out which one is Melania; the caption didn’t say.
Worst date night in America Evah!
Poor Melania, reduced to wearing a trash bag in public. What’s a trophy wife #3 gotta do to get a real jacket? Where’s her “I don’t care, do U?” coat?
It’s clever how they had Donnie Five Chins standing by his average approval rating in case he’d forgotten.
Because it’s all about him, dontcha know.
but I know the game made me forget all about ‘im, and quick. ‘Was rooting agin’ Clemson, but Skalski’s ejection was still heartbreaking. And just to be a curmudgeon, I’d like to note that, just as with Star Trek and Sesame Street, the College Football National Championship games are behind paywalls; you can’t see either unless you’re paying for TV. Sign of an empire in decline, all the parasites.
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