Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure
Axios Alert email thingie tells us we dodged a bullet:
What he’s saying:
- “As long as I’m president of the United States, Iran will never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon. Good morning. I’m pleased to inform you, the American people should be extremely grateful and happy. No Americans were harmed in last night’s attack by the Iranian regime.”
- “Our great American forces are prepared for anything. Iran appears to be standing down.”
- “No American or Iraqi lives were lost because of the precautions taken, the dispersal of forces, and an early warning system that worked very well.”
So we got that going for us until Il Douche decides to counter-punch, and he will.