News That Will Drive You To Drink (Eat The Rich Edition)

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Living typo Steve Mnuchin and his villainess wife, Craven Moorehead

The world’s 500 richest people added $1.2 trillion to their collective net worth in 2019, increasing their take by 25% to $5.9 trillion Ameros, according to Bloomberg. The wealthiest 0.1% of Americans now have a greater share of wealth at any point since 1929 — and you know what happened then, right?

Me? I spent my 1₵ tax cut on a down payment of a piece of Bazooka Joe. So I got that working for me.

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18 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink (Eat The Rich Edition)

  1. wait. Bazooka Joe is still available?

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  2. Of course, I am still working on the Conservative Processor in the background, although I am modifying it to make it the 1% processor. Cannot decide where/ or how much the acid bath should be arranged….

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  3. Diane says:

    Those big SS checks the old folks get are really breaking the country, aren’t they?

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    • We laugh, but thats how most of the OK Boomers are gonna get eaten…the oligarchs are already starting in on the folks getting SS disability.

      Watch for the giant push to start means-testing SS and Medicare in the next ten years.

      This will be floated Bowles-Simpson-like when we’re trying to fix tha shambling wreckage of the US fter the GOP is forced out, and all the catfood advocates “centrist” Dems will go for it as a ‘bipartisan, sensible fix’ to our ‘enormous national debt and deficit’ along with (checks notes) more defense spending and tax cuts.

      (because it’s always more defense spending and tax cuts)

      Then the GOP (exiting their luxurious lifeboats lovingly constructed by the MSM and “Look forward not back” Dems) start in on those “welfare queens on Social Secirty eating teebones and driving cadillacs”…

      Dicvide and conquer…it’s always their way.

      “I could hire half of labor to murder the other half” — Jay Gould.

      “Need moar guillotines!” — BDR

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  4. but those two fuckers need to have their hands inserted into industrial food processors. To be fed to Possums.

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  5. What is it about Republicans that they seem to foster punchable faces? That fucker has SUCH a punchable face.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    The guy is back is looking for what? Pitchfork wielding villagers?

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    • MDavis says:

      I have a theory.
      That guy in back? He isn’t supposed to let anyone touch the money who is not hired, to do so. These clowns talked him into it, probably Mnunchkin pulled rank on him, so he’s playing lookout and hoping no one catches him breaking the rules like that.
      That he is letting them take a selfie with a bunch of dollar bills, uncut, with him in the background is just another example of the surreal quality of the U.S. today. He probably thought this picture would never see publication, so he wuldn’t be exposed in the act of not doing his job.
      And the punchline? Mnunchkin would fire him in a heartbeat for allowing unauthorized personnel to handle the printed money, even though that unauthorized personnel is himself and his wife.
      Hence those smirks.

      ;

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  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Based on a 40 hour work week that’s an average of over $650,000 an hour. But somehow I don’t think these folks work THAT hard.

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  8. James Bowater says:

    At least Mommy Munchkin can still have her shopping sprees .

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