News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

(Hat tip: @NamelessCynic)

Let’s listen as Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs explains to Potato Slop Maven Jim Bakker how being a prophet of her calibre works:

There’s a throne room in Hebbin? This is news! And all this time I thought Angels were constipated.

Anyway, it has sumpin’ to do with satellites. I shoulda known. So won’t you send Jim some Ameros for those hebbenly satellites so Cindy can get off the throne?

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3 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Bruce388 says:

    I’ll never understand why a Supreme Being would need these yahoos, jet planes, and satellites in order to communicate with us common folk.

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  2. MDavis says:

    well, so much for omnipotence.
    (disclosure – no way am I listening to these schmucks today, so my comment is not based on anything I heard from them. )

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  3. julesmomcat says:

    As long as the gullible send cash, scammers never quit!

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