As we all know by now, after 14 Years of The Apprentice, Comrade Stupid sees the world through the lens of TeeVee. Our Mike TeeVee prznint talks about ratings (he has ’em, no one else does), hires Fox News “personalities” to represent him, and in many instances feels how someone presents is more important than what they know. The moldy gorgonzola that is his brain is just wired that way.
So no one should be surprised that Prznint Stupid is thinking about getting rid of his Impeachment Counsel, Pat Cipollone, because Stupid doesn’t think he’s got enough TV experience. Yup, our soon-to-be-impeached prznint has been quizzing his to
adies, minions, and catchfarts, er, trusted associates—including Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell—to help cast another lawyer in the role, someone with a little more drama! under his belt and who can play to the cheap seats in Possum Hollar.
You just cannot make up stuff like this.