Happy Hour News Briefs
Our new pal Sheila Zilinsky is throwing-down some more phat raps, just as nutty as last week:
“Right now, we declare massive arrests warrants. Angels, go! Deliver these massive arrests warrants right now. Lord, we thank you that you are the God that has fixed his throne upon righteousness and justice, which are the foundation of your name. And we decree and declare, right now, in agreement that no evil will befall this president.”
Professional courtesy, Sheila. No evil will befall the Russian Usurper. Unlike Republicans, Ol’ Scratch is a man of his word.