News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Our new pal Sheila Zilinsky is throwing-down some more phat raps, just as nutty as last week:

“Right now, we declare massive arrests warrants. Angels, go! Deliver these massive arrests warrants right now. Lord, we thank you that you are the God that has fixed his throne upon righteousness and justice, which are the foundation of your name. And we decree and declare, right now, in agreement that no evil will befall this president.”

Professional courtesy, Sheila. No evil will befall the Russian Usurper. Unlike Republicans, Ol’ Scratch is a man of his word.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. “Ev’ry cop a criminal, and all the sinners, saints”

    Mick had yer number long ago, sweetheart…

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Angelic minions
    Soaring on pinions
    Serving their warrants on all of the libs.
    Heavenly glory,
    Reduced to cop story.
    We need new nutters with quality fibs.

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  3. Redhand says:

    ONE GOD
    ONE COUNTRY
    ONE FLAG

    Hum. Where have I heard something like that before? Oh, right:

    Ein Volk
    Ein Reich
    Ein Führer

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  4. roket says:

    Hmm, massive arrests warrants. For some reason, I see crayons and poster boards with lots of misspelled names and words.

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