Bloomberg headline at 5:02 pm:
*TRUMP WARNED LAVROV AGAINST ELECTION MEDDLING, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
Headline at 5:35 pm:
*LAVROV SAYS HE DIDN'T DISCUSS U.S. ELECTIONS WITH TRUMP
— Laura Litvan (@LauraLitvan) December 10, 2019
“In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!”
There’s a Yakov Smirnoff-style joke hiding in there somewhere, Scissorheads, your assignment is to write that joke. No. 2 pencils in the bluebooks, only.