News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Greta Thunberg Is the Youngest TIME Person of the Year Ever. Here’s How She Made History

You may be surprised to learn that it is not going over well with everyone:

Junior Mints arguably is a marketing gimmick himself (birth control).

When the squeal from the White House that only bats and dogs can hear stops, we will update this post with Prznint Stupid’s reaction from being passed by again.

Perhaps he can find some comfort from the Time Person-of-the-Year Photoshops on the walls of his failing golf resorts?

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Astamari says:

    Dumbass, Jr. was always a disgustingly oily empty head but his beard just makes him look like a wimpy pirate.

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  2. revzafod says:

    Greta Thunberg has a great future ahead of her.

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  3. MDavis says:

    Grammar nazi here – in this usage, “How dare you” requires, rather than the question mark, an explanation point.
    I don’t even care if I’m wrong about this. Apparently nazis are find with being wrong as long as they get their way..

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    If Junior was a loyal son he’d photoshop Daddy’s head on Greta’s body. Just as convincing as Stallone’s.

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  5. roket says:

    The Bitch-In-Chief twits again.

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  6. Dennis Cole says:

    Trump Campaign Edits Time ‘Person Of The Year’ Cover To Show Trump’s Face On Greta’s Body.
    (It won’t let me paste the pic, but here’s the link: https://theguardiansofdemocracy.com/trump-campaign-edits-time-person-of-the-year-cover-to-show-trumps-face-on-gretas-body/)

    And then there’s this:

    Following the mysterious appearance of Donald Trump’s image in a tub of butter, Republican campaigners were celebrating today after the face of the Presidential hopeful was miraculously seen to appear in the anus of “Ronald”, a Gloucestershire Old Spot from a farm near Stroud,

    “This is a sign,” enthused one Trump supporter. “To gaze deeply into a pig’s backside and see the face of Donald – that doesn’t just happen. It means something.” http://eveningharold.com/2015/08/26/face-of-donald-trump-seen-in-pigs-anus/

    “Following the good news, there was an immediate spate of copycat sightings, as pig owners the world over realised that their pigs’ anuses also bore a striking resemblance to the great man.

    The Trump camp has seized on the flood of anal lookalikes as a great omen for their campaign, but other commentators are less convinced.” (Ibid)

    Not me! I’m convinced! If Gawd used a talking donkey to help convert some heathens, then I’m certain fer sure he’s more than willing to use porcine anuses (anusii?) to direct us towards his “Chosen One.”

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