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You may be surprised to learn that it is not going over well with everyone:
Time leaves out the Hong Kong Protesters fighting for their lives and freedoms to push a teen being used as a marketing gimmick.
How dare you? https://t.co/dnV9mESM6G
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) December 11, 2019
Junior Mints arguably is a marketing gimmick himself (birth control).
When the squeal from the White House that only bats and dogs can hear stops, we will update this post with Prznint Stupid’s reaction from being passed by again.
Perhaps he can find some comfort from the Time Person-of-the-Year Photoshops on the walls of his failing golf resorts?