What Did WE Know and When Did WE Know It?!

Divine and Donald

I think it is safe to say that the Internet’s Band of Incorrigible Spitballers has probably known that Prznint Stupid was a dumb, lying, racist, bigoted, thieving grifter since our golden youth reading the late and lamentably gone Spy Magazine.

We probably knew that this day was coming the moment the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon put his hand on the Bible (for the first time ever, probably) and took the oath of office. We knew because there is no one he loves more than himself, and there is nothing he loves more than money. It’s simple, really.

Comrade Preznint Stupid picks his fights carefully.

If Comrade Trump didn’t exist, some failed writer of fiction would have to create him, just as a metaphor for our times: a billionaire buffoon decides to run for office as a grift to get back a reality teevee show, and he inexplicably  convinces morons and the weak-brained that a NYC monster cared about THEM and would kick out the swarthy immigrants and make Possum Hollar White Again, and that he would run the gubmint as a bidness (of which he has almost nothing but failures and bankruptcies). Once in the White House he essentially raids the treasury, installs his grasping Veruca Salt-like daughter and her C- husband into positions of power (because unbelievably they were the BEST of the lot), and drags his reluctant, vulpine, soft-core third wife (who probably was an illegal immigrant) into the act (The Aristocrats!), and shows the world the depravity of one of our two political parties who can find nothing wrong with any crime he commits, in public, and on record.

Need I say more?

But no one did write this fiction, it is our reality, and we, Dear Readers, saw it all coming. We knew it from the start, before the start even. We knew it in the ’90s. We knew then that Donald J. Trump was and would always be a short-fingered vulgarian.

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5 Responses to What Did WE Know and When Did WE Know It?!

  1. My late MIL confided in us recently that one of the regrets in her life was not running The Donald down in NYC back in the 80’s (?)…she was driving some out-of-town visitors around Manhattan when she had to slam on the brakes because a mango-hued short fingered vulgarian decided to walk out in the middle of the street like he owned it.

    (she knew who he was because she worked in the banking industry, and hated him even then, like most New Yorkers, after he trashed the art deco friezes on the Bonwit Teller building to build his fake penis MHSG tower he named after his short-fingered self. * “shoulda just run him down and claimed I didn’t see him. No jury would have convicted me”* )

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  2. Stony Pillow says:

    Thanks. I needed that.

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  3. purplehead says:

    I sure do love that photo. Divine understood Trump, as most New Yorkers do/did.

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    • Ava Middleton says:

      I adored SPY magazine. Needs to be started up again…they’d have LOADS of new material.
      dum-dum will always be a short fingered vulgarian. I actually shook his hand at Penn back in the mid 90s. I know from his short fingers.

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