News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Hey guys, remember when Comrade Stupid held decided to crow about how the IG report totally exonerated him (and no it didn’t):

“They got caught red-handed. And I look forward to the Durham report, which is coming out in the not-too-distant future. It’s got its own information, which is this information plus, plus, plus. And it’s an incredible thing that happened, and we’re lucky we caught them. I think I’m going to put this down as one of our great achievements.”

You’ll never guess who was listening! That’s right, our old pals Mac and Cheese, er, fire-fighter prophet Mark Taylor and his weirdo friend and fellow conspiracy theorist Chris McDonald.

And you know what? They threw around the ol’ voodoo chicken bones and goat entrails and figured out that in that passage the Russian Usurper was sending them a message, and here it is:

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. I believe that Mike Pence, seen here contemplating his eventual retirement to Malebolge, is looking over the available lots, and hoping the one he gets stuck with is not so near the golf course that he gets pummeled by his bosses errant drives.

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  2. Osirisopto says:

    Y’know there are a poof people who think god talks to them.

    Theirs medication for that these days.

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  3. roket says:

    Can’t they see?? Donald Trump is Q plus, plus, plus.

    Like

  4. MDavis says:

    “he hasn’t lost his mind, he isn’t delusional, he isn’t slipping into dementia… he’s talking in toungues code.”

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