Regrets, King Salman of Saudi Arabia Has Had A Few

The Orb Knows Who Dunnit, Why Doesn’t Prznint Stupid?

From his insecure iPhone, after a Saudi Air Force officer gunned down three U.S. sailors on Friday at a naval base in Pensacola, Florida, the Russian Usurper tweeted that he wants us to know that the country who sent 15/19 terrorists to bomb us are, like, sincerely sorry that another Saudi terrorist is killing Americans, and this time without a bone saw or the traditional celebratory barbecue:

So… how is this playing out in Floriduh, the Orangeman’s new home state?

Florida Sen. Rick ‘Batboy’ Scott told Fox News “we need to suspend this program” of training foreign nationals on military bases while the administration reviews the circumstances that allowed the Saudi Air Force officer to murder U.S. sailors.

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Breathalyzer), whose congressional district includes the Pensacola base, said on ABC’s “This Week” that the Saudi attack was an “act of terrorism” and that the shooting should “inform our ongoing relationship with Saudi Arabia.”

If Stupid can see any light between himself and Gaetz, that’s news.

Imma spitballing here, but if the shooter was from any other country, the Mango-hued Shitgibbon would already be building a wall.

What’s in his tax returns?

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7 Responses to Regrets, King Salman of Saudi Arabia Has Had A Few

  1. that this person in no way shape or form represents the feelings of the Saudi people who love the American people.

    Gonna date meself here 🙂 but shouldn’t that be prefaced with the phrase “With notable exceptions…” ?

    Because I seem to recall a few other Saudi citizens who harbored a wee bit less than undying love for us…but then I’m just a DFH cursed with our superpower: memory.

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  2. roket says:

    Their opinions will evolve or they will be tied to the whipping post via twitter. Whatevs.

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  3. sos says:

    “What’s in his tax returns?”

    erm, unflushable unspeakables?

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Guy training to murder Yemenis murders Americans, what a shocker!

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    We love the American people*

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    *unless they are journalists who are reporting on the corruption of our government

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  6. R White says:

    And to think if we all would’ve really listened to President Carter, so many americans would still be alive while the barbaric saudis, their money and their oil would be irrelevant…

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