News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs: War on Christmas Edition

By now everyone has probably seen the Holiday Season branding commercial from Target, right? The one that inexplicably has a cover of 1977’s hit by Donna Summer “I Feel Love” as the background theme music.

It seems like an odd choice, as probably more people have associations with it of, um, grinding on the dance floor (shall we say?) than of decking the halls (unless your halls are very much more jolly than mine). Anyway, what gives?!

So I decided to do a little research on the song itself, and this article from Pitchfork was really eye-opening:

There are songs that divide pop history into Before and After. Some are incontestable: “She Loves You,” “Anarchy in the U.K.,” “Rapper’s Delight.”  Others are up for debate. Sometimes a song splits pop time in half without that many people noticing its revolutionary implications (think Phuture’s “Acid Tracks”), the impact fully emerging only later. Other times, the rupture in business-as-usual happens in plain view, at the peak of the pop charts, and the effect is immediate. One such pop altering single that was felt as a real-time future-shock is “I Feel Love.”

And I was ready to laugh it off, but I do think that those songs are revolutionary, so I read further and learned about the impact of this song:

Even now, long after discophobia has been disgraced and rockism defeated, there’s still a mischievous frisson to staking the claim that “I Feel Love” was far more important than other epochal singles of ’77 such as “God Save the Queen,” “Sheena Is a Punk Rocker,” or “Complete Control.” But really it’s a simple statement of fact: If any one song can be pinpointed as where the 1980s began, it’s “I Feel Love.”

And as an ’80s kid, my attention was got:

The reverberations of “I Feel Love” reached far beyond the disco floor, though. Then unknown but destined to be synth-pop stars in the ’80s, the Human League completely switched their direction after hearing the song. Blondie, equally enamored, became one of the first punk-associated groups to embrace disco. Brian Eno famously rushed into the Berlin recording studio where he and David Bowie were working on creating new futures for music, waving a copy of “I Feel Love.” “This is it, look no further,” Eno declared breathlessly. “This single is going to change the sound of club music for the next 15 years.”

And here’s the thing. Whereas when I first saw the commercial, I thought it was a strange choice of music, but then when I pay attention to the visuals it all begins to make sense.

Target is signaling a break.

There’s the old: normative depictions of straight, white, holiday celebrations, and now there’s our modern world: chosen families, mixing it up and combining in ways that Ward and June could never have foreseen.  It’s a rich palette of colors, on the walls, and in the families, it’s pretty glorious, and it indeed feels like love.

One more really glorious bit of work from Target: they sponsored Sam Smith, an openly gay man to cover the song. Subversion has never sounded so sweet.

Now before you come @ me, I know Target is a big, national chain, and with that comes all the problems of rapacious, late-era American Capitalism, but every little victory counts, and if Republicans want to have a fictional War on Christmas, I’m glad to have Target fire back at them and own it.

We know that the Evangelicals are going to be on this like white on a Baptist, so be prepared.

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. We know that the Evangelicals are going to be on this like white on a Baptist, so be prepared.

    Y’know, I think it’s way too subtle for the Kulturkriegers of the right to twig to it.

    They’re still bewailing that Chik-No-Gay had surrendered abjectly to the Friends of Dorothy by…[checks notes]..directing their charitable efforts away from expressly anti-gay organizations, to other explicitly christian charities, and have been repulsed in their efforts to invade England.

    This commercial, though, is the same cheery happy multicolored cute kids ads Tar-jaaay have been producing for a while now, because it conforms to the gay totalitarian state sells more stuff.

    They’re still exercised over the really obvious things like the howls and wails over cheerios kids having two dads, or mixed race parents, and it really bugs them that their outrage has no visible effect on the greater culture, and it just massively chaps their asses that they can proclaim boycott and get crickets and our side can proclaim boycott and companies fall into line.

    (look at Spocko’s successes at getting companies to abandon Fox Snooze. As her Martha-ness says “It’s a good thing” 🙂

    And the reason that all these companies are allied with Satan and Against the Good God-afearin’ Pipples of the New West is…[checks notes] ‘the free market’. Being inclusive and accepting makes more money for them

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  2. laura says:

    I’m going to wildly speculate that the ad campaign was due to a bit less Mad Men and a bit more varied voices at the table. So good on ya Target. And Target workers – you should organize and join a Union. Shared prosperity – it’s not just for share holders!

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  3. There must be a very good reason why Target has survived the massive retail bloodletting of the recent past. Their advertising, merchandise, and presentation are fresh and fun. A long time ago, in another life, I worked in retail. Sears is gone. K-Mart is gone. J.C. Penny is gone. Kohls is gone. Prange-way is gone. This list will only get bigger. I believe the message we are to take away is unless you occupy a niche, you’re gone. Locally, there’s a VERY successful chain of little hardware stores, Kitz&Pfeil, a subset of Ace. The big-box hardware stores cannot compete, and don’t seem to be bothering.


    • Well, Sears and K-Mart were flat out murdered by Eddie Lampert, although Sears was definitely headed for the skids before Lamprey bought them. There is no reason on Dog’s green earth that the company that pretty much invented Amazon’s business model should have let Amazon get the jump on them.

      Both Sears and JC Penney had hugely successful catalog sales operations; transitioning to online should have been a gorram no-brainer.

      (hell the lingerie sections alone would have driven a ton of traffic alone IYKWIMAITYD)


  4. ming says:

    “Even now, long after discophobia has been disgraced and rockism defeated”
    That’s not how I remember it.


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